For the first time, I am ashamed

Righteous Fury · Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Posts: 199

Absolutely, ashamed at what some of my alliance members have done. Every time I think that I have seen the absolute bottom of the barrel, biggest fucktards in eve, someone outdoes it. This time, that person happened to be in my alliance.

First, a lovely new recruit named Scius loses a 5 billion isk-fitted Nightmare to Triumvirate in Aunenen, including a Brokara's Cap Relay.

[02:21:32] Scius > There's a mothership camp in Aunenen.

Well, thanks for the update retard. Since we're based in Fountain, I'll really jump on the caremobile and scramble the entire alliance to come up there and waste time trying to tackle a mothership in low sec. Needless to say, this assclown is ignored - our first mistake.

[02:23:49] Scius > I went out with my dread and went down shooting.

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I wish I was fucking kidding, I really do. This idiot, warped a fucking Revelation, solo, into a mothership camp. Not only does he die, he dies while having EIGHT cargo expanders fitted. And his defense, his rock solid reasoning to this stupidity?

[ 2007.08.24 02:25:47 ] Scius > What was I supposed to do after he popped my battleship?
[ 2007.08.24 02:25:49 ] Scius > Just go "ok"

At this point, I really just wanted to cry. But wait, it gets better.

[ 2007.08.24 02:26:13 ] Akat > well you dont throw more isk at them without a support fleet
[ 2007.08.24 02:26:14 ] Yokujin > i agree with RF here m8 =/
[ 2007.08.24 02:26:15 ] Scius > No one wants to come.
[ 2007.08.24 02:26:23 ] Righteous Fury > you know why nobody wants to come?
[ 2007.08.24 02:26:26 ] Righteous Fury > because we are in FOUNTAIN
[ 2007.08.24 02:26:31 ] Righteous Fury > FOUNTAIN IS NOT LONETREK
[ 2007.08.24 02:26:37 ] Righteous Fury > do I need to point you to a fucking map?
[ 2007.08.24 02:26:37 ] Scius > cyno.
[ 2007.08.24 02:26:43 ] Scius > cyno.

After I explain to him the futility of a) moving an entire capital fleet for cyno hops to empire, and b) the futility of even bothering trying to tackle a mom in low-sec, out pops this gem.

[ 2007.08.24 02:27:45 ] Righteous Fury > you intended to kill it
[ 2007.08.24 02:27:47 ] Righteous Fury > with a single dread
[ 2007.08.24 02:27:52 ] Scius > Hardly.
[ 2007.08.24 02:27:54 ] Akat > then what exactly did you "intend" to do?
[ 2007.08.24 02:28:13 ] Scius > Well, I assumed I would be aided, however, my call was unheard.
[ 2007.08.24 02:28:16 ] Scius > So, I died alone.
[ 2007.08.24 02:28:22 ] Righteous Fury > ....
[ 2007.08.24 02:28:26 ] Scius > Most alliances I've been in don't take that lightly.

I seriously can't make this shit up.

[ 2007.08.24 02:30:59 ] Scius > If you think I am stupid for defending my honor, fine.

[ 2007.08.24 02:35:58 ] Scius > Most alliances would've supported me.

Well, fuck me, I might as well disband now. Here you have it folks. As of tonight, I am disbanding Exuro Mortis because we are a totally shit alliance for not defending a 2 day old recruit from a mothership gatecamp in Aunenen. I am also going to delete my character.

Good day to you sirs.

Luigi Thirty · Joined: 01 Mar 2007 Posts: 579

Can I have your stuff?

hobbesmaster · Joined: 24 Jun 2006 Posts: 1187 Location: Lexington, Ky

Righteous Fury · Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Posts: 199

winterfell · Joined: 01 Mar 2007 Posts: 328

or you know you can kick the moron from your alliance ...

Righteous Fury · Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Posts: 199

Oh, I should include this snip as well.

[ 2007.08.24 03:02:13 ] Scius > Whatever, man, You guys could ridicule all you want. You're just mad because I disgraced the alliance.
[ 2007.08.24 03:02:47 ] Righteous Fury > Scius
[ 2007.08.24 03:02:54 ] Scius > I'm not going to make an alliance look good that leaves their own to die.
[ 2007.08.24 03:03:01 ] Righteous Fury > we're not mad because you discgraced this alliance
[ 2007.08.24 03:03:29 ] Righteous Fury > we're mad that your mother actually commited a crime against humanity in birthing your dumb ass

Sakura Nihil · Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 4:50 am Post subject:

What. A. Retard.

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M'buku · Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 4:55 am Post subject:

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Bushidozin · Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 6533 Location: KILL YOURSELF

Every post by anyone in exuro mortis has now earned the single word reply of "Scius".

CAOD is going to be awesome

MaZ · Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 4:59 am Post subject:

Fucking Epic Laughing

Haargoth Agamar · Joined: 26 Nov 2006 Posts: 1097 Location: Goonswarm lol

M'buku · Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:01 am Post subject:

E P I C !
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MaZ · Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:02 am Post subject:

I saw the mails about 6 hours ago and laughed, but the chat logs just make it Very Happy

Torgor · Joined: 13 Jun 2007 Posts: 220 Location: DR

I really want to say something but I am just too stunned

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I think I am going to have to make a never gang with this person ever list.

BlackHorizon · Joined: 10 Nov 2006 Posts: 492 Location: Jogyn's pants

Maybe he was just drunk? Some people just have bad days, doesn't mean they're bad PvPers or people.